Evening Chuckle

I am sure I used the elephant excuse at least once

Nutsrok

late-for-work-excuse-that-no-one-will-believe 1Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work:

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.

8. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.

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1 Response to Evening Chuckle

  1. anxiouspenguin7 says:

    these are hilarious!!

    Liked by 1 person

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