Me: Oh crap I really can’t think of anything to write about, oh common inspiration
Me 2: Nop mind is blank, seriously you need to think of something to write about
Me: I have nothing, life is quiet do you have anything?
Me 2: Is there anything on the telly?
Me: no, judge Judy?
Me 2: Right, I got it, ooohh this is going to be good
Me: What? What?
Me 2: Write about the fact you have nothing to say.
Me: That is the stupidist thing you have said today and that is saying something
Me 2: You got anything else
Me: ummmmm nop