*Reblog* Taking a Ride on the Bitter Gifture Express

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It’s freaking Friday and that means the Bitter Express is getting ready to leave the station.  The Bitter Express is a different roller coaster ride than you are used to.  Most roller coaster rides are full of excitement, screaming, thrilling drops and crazy loop de loops and then, they eventually end.  The Bitter Express starts at the bottom and just keeps going down. It’s full of disappointing dives, cantankerous curves, frustrating fails, rickety railways filled with rage, and all kinds of tense twists and turns that are full of fury, signifying nothing.  And the worst part is that it never ends. So strap in and enjoy nothing about this ride.

It’s going to be…

..to be instense…pretty intense.

Prepare to get doused…

P…because it’s going to get a little hawkward around here.

Trust me, the ride will not…

sd…tree-t you right.

Speaking of tree-tment,…

sdf…get ready to understand what it feels like…

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6 Responses to *Reblog* Taking a Ride on the Bitter Gifture Express

  1. Lennon says:

    Ben is incredibly funny! Love this guy!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. I find that if I have a bad day, getting reblogged helps. But then I just return to my bitter self.

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