Number 6, they are getting there but definiftly number 6
- Men love boobs that no longer defy gravity and give sad fried eggs a run for their money.
- The bath is the holy grail – a place where no one can interrupt, nag, whinge at or bother you. A no rubber duck zone, only candles, bubbles (of the bath and prosecco type) and chilled anthems allowed.
- Un-shaved legs are super sexy. Men love that extra layer of cosiness.
- Black leggings are the height of fashion, especially if splattered with sick, bogeys, drool, and any general food remnants.
- Saying “No” or “Aah aah aah” will instantly stop any babies/children in their tracks – immediate obedience and mischief is deterred.
- Cbeebies is presented by the cast of Magic Mike.
- NCT classes and the like offer wine and cake instead of tea and coffee.
- All children’s bedroom doors have invisible force fields to prevent any pre 7am visits and…
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