This should give you a laugh

Last night Max, the dog, whines to be let out, so we go to the back garden. I turn around and Gizmo, big fat ginger cat, who had just come in,  is being very interested in something by my son’s play kitchen, turns out it was a very live and fast mouse.

This would be when I screamed like a little girl with a potty mouth and realising the mistake when I hear my son go “Mummy why did you say fucking hell.”

I now have a very pissed off dog and cat and a child giggling to himself cause he had to tell mummy off.