*Reblog* TBT! When I’m Elected President or Sexiest Man Alive…

I love this idea, having a straight 30 days would make way more sense, although as a British person, would scrap thanksgiving and change it to the Queen’s birthday. She will have to give up on though

The Phil Factor

(4/4/15) When I’m elected President, or Sexiest Man Alive, whichever come first, I’m going to fix the calendar. What? You didn’t know it was broken? Or is it that you didn’t know that being Sexiest Man Alive came with such all-encompassing powers? Either way, you’ve got a lot to learn.

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Yes, the calendar is wrong. It’s all wrong. So very wrong. Me? I’m right. Completely right. My plan to reform the current calendar is not unprecedented. Our current calendar was first reformed by a visionary by the name of Julius Caesar. In 46 B.C. he had the idea to revise the calendar, but his changes didn’t take effect until 45 B.C. Of course he had to revise the calendar! They were counting backwards to the birth of Jesus Christ, whom they didn’t know was going to be born. How the hell do you keep that kind of thing straight? How…

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2 Responses to *Reblog* TBT! When I’m Elected President or Sexiest Man Alive…

  1. Phil Taylor says:

    You’re awesome! Thanks so much for the re-blog!

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