*Reblog* Murphy’s Laws for Mothers

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  1. Mothers only offer advice on two occasions, when you want it and when you don’t.
  2. A mother’s love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.
  3. Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.
  4. Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won’t know either, but she will fake it.
  5. Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.
  6. The more you try to stay on your mother’s good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.
  7. The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.
  8. If you can’t remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn’t.
  9. The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.
  10. If…

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