mummy I have testicles they are different from tenticles, but they have the same sound.
Mummy, I have 2 more sleeps till I see auntie J. I am going to miss you when I am with her, but I have more fun with J than you.
Son: Mummy I am going to put my shoes on, so I can be all ready
Me: They are going to be at least an hour
Son: But I will be already for when they get here
Me: Its a long time
Son: Mummy is it time for me to get my shoes on? Do you think I should wait in my shoes just incase its not so long
mummy you do lovely lullabys but auntie J does them better. I miss auntie J. I wish she was here.
Mummy, you don’t call people fat that is rude. You have a big belly but I don’t tell you