Mummy how do you get a baby?
Mummy grows it in her belly
But how do you get it out
ummm at the hospital
no mummy how do you get it out of your belly
*thinks frantically and then gives up*
It comes out of mummy’s private bits
Child busts into laughter, but mummy that is so weird peels of more laughter.
My son talking about night at the museum, mummy that is Robin Williams and that man plays sex with Rexy.
fetch M, its fetch
M would you like to try sleeping with nappies again.
No mummy I want to sleep with my penis
Mummy you said I could have that.
Did I when did I say it
When you were asleep mummy