Things my son says

Monkey: Mummy
Me: Why are you not asleep
Monkey: I am asleep mummy, I am just talking


Me: Its time to sleep now

*half an hour later*

Monkey: mummy the magic came in and built my lego house all by itself I was asleep and then just woke up.
Me: The magic was very loud, almost sounded like a 5 year old playing with his lego when he should be in bed.


Monkey: Mummy in school today I saw a wanker

Me: Ummm a what?

Monkey: A wanker like you get on a pirate ship

Me: You mean anchor


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