Me: Why are you not asleep
Monkey: I am asleep mummy, I am just talking
Me: Its time to sleep now
*half an hour later*
Monkey: mummy the magic came in and built my lego house all by itself I was asleep and then just woke up.
Me: The magic was very loud, almost sounded like a 5 year old playing with his lego when he should be in bed.
Monkey: Mummy in school today I saw a wanker
Me: Ummm a what?
Monkey: A wanker like you get on a pirate ship
Me: You mean anchor