Things my son says

Having a conversation about my friends that he has met.

Oh yes when D was round we had a powercut but I turned the power on when I pressed the switch.

I don’t remember who E is, oh hang on, she was the one who helped me with jack in the beanstalk. You remember her mummy the pretty one.

Me: You need to do your homework
Monkey: *wails* But I don’t want to do my homework
Me: Fine don’t do it
Monkey: I want to do my homework

Monkey: Mummy what does debate mean?
Me: Its where you have a conversation where each person has a differing view and you explain why your view is right.
Monkey: Oh like you do on the computer, but mummy I am always right.

 

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