Monkey: Mummy, mummy they are talking about William Shakespeare.
Me: Do you remember who he is
Monkey: Yes mummy he wrote thats not my monkey
Ah that sublime piece of literature that I am sure Shakespeare is proud of
Monkey: Mummy you remember when we went to see nana and she was speeding, will she get arrested?
Me; No monkey there was no police and she was only just going over the speed limit.
Monkey: We should of called the police, she was breaking the law
Me: Well we didn’t have any evidence for them to come out and arrest her
Monkey: We should buy some handcuffs and arrest her
Its good to be crazy Sometimes 
Ahh.. “That’s Not My Monkey” was excellent piece of drama. Probably one of my favorite pieces. Along with “That’s Not My Dinosaur” and “That’s Not My Wine”
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I haven’t seen thats not my wine, but I want to
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Turns out it really was my wine. Plost twist! 😀
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LOL Are you sure? Because if there is any wine going, I am fairly sure its mine :-p
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Perhaps it was your wine, too. Our wine. It was a big box of it 🙂
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It would have to be really big for me to share 😉
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