Monkey: Mummy, mummy they are talking about William Shakespeare.
Me: Do you remember who he is
Monkey: Yes mummy he wrote thats not my monkey
Ah that sublime piece of literature that I am sure Shakespeare is proud of
Monkey: Mummy you remember when we went to see nana and she was speeding, will she get arrested?
Me; No monkey there was no police and she was only just going over the speed limit.
Monkey: We should of called the police, she was breaking the law
Me: Well we didn’t have any evidence for them to come out and arrest her
Monkey: We should buy some handcuffs and arrest her