I fell asleep yesterday afternoon, this is a very rare thing.
My alarm went off at 2.30, then the second one went off at 2.45 I know they both did, because I woke up to both of them and put them on snooze. I am meant to pick my son up at 3.10, the very latest I can leave my house is 3.05
I woke up at 3.15, panicked, ran out the house, ran to school and there is my son sitting in the classroom. In desperation I apologise to the teacher and say I got stuck in traffic.
My darling son, the one who should have my back, piped up with “But mummy you don’t drive anywhere unless Daddy or I are with you”
Landed me right in it, the cheeky sod.