I am sitting trying to some paperwork, when a massive bang comes out of nowhere, I run up the stairs and look out of my bedroom window, to find a pigeon looking a bit what the fuck. I also see Sheldon sitting on back fence licking his lips.
As I open the window the pigeon flies off, think oh must be fine, only to see Sheldon’s little eyes light up and jump off the fence. I dive back down the stairs, dog trying to kill me and open the door, where Gizmo and Max both dive out to see what is going on. The pigeon is sitting trying to get away from Sheldon.
I pick the pigeon up, take him to the front garden, get both Max and Gizmo inside. Then have an epic wrestling match getting Sheldon in, while Sheldon is distracting me, Gizmo use this moment to dive back out the door, shove Sheldon in and then run after Gizmo, who changes his mind runs towards me and dives under a fence.
And people wonder what I do all day. Also the pigeon didn’t make it