You only have the one

I took monkey to one of his after schools clubs and bumped into another mum as we (she) was chatting I remembered I hadn’t signed some form or another. She laughed at me, because this is a fairly frequent thing, if it doesn’t come home in a hard copy then I forget about it as its not in my paperwork pile.

She laughed and said but you only have the one (she has 3) I laughed but mentally I was thinking, if I could have more I bloody well would do, but I can’t say that, because she was having a giggle, she doesn’t know my history.