A story

I am chatting to my son about the game he is playing with his lego its a scary story

Joker killed Santa

(seriously what the fuck)

Its ok though cause Alfred cleaned up all the blood

(well at least the place is clean)

Batman is going to be the new Santa

(Batman?? That little joy of sunshine)

And he needs to find the magic bag

(right this sounds more like it, no blood or gore here)

Which has Santa’s head in it

(what the hell is wrong with my child)

And if he adds Santa’s head back onto his body and uses sellotape to stick it on Santa will come alive again

(what is your school teaching you about sellotape?)


And this is where we have to end the story, mainly because I have to explain that it would be better to use hospital glue rather than sellotape.


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18 Responses to A story

  1. Cyranny says:

    Mouahahahahaha gotta love Monkey πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  2. CandzAfrica says:

    Ha ha ha this made me die, hilarious.

    Liked by 1 person

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