Monkey: Mummy I am a hundred years old
Me: How old does that make me?
Monkey: 1000 years old *pauses* actually it makes you dead
“She got stuck in the tree and thats why I took her legs off”
“mummy mummy, can I have this lego set it is only two four nine nine nine.”
“mummy when I grow up I am going to be batman, but it does mean that you and Daddy can’t be here cause Batman doesn’t have a mummy or daddy” Gives me a calculating look
“mummy I need to learn Spanish so I can talk to M”
Me: Its ok she speaks English
Monkey: “But I can’t speak English”
Its good to be crazy Sometimes 
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