I do a lot of these.
- I let the bathtub overflow….while I was in it.
- I failed an online quiz twice…and it was the same questions both times.
- After cleaning the litter box I placed the kitty litter scoop over a pile of clean laundry.
- I tried to remove waffles from the toaster with a fork.
- I was wondering why the camera on my phone wasn’t working and all I saw was a blue screen when I went to take a picture. Turns out I had my phone’s blue carrying case folded over the lens.
- I walked up to my mom in the bookstore, shoved my phone in her face and said “Hey, look at this picture on Facebook”…turns out that wasn’t my mom.
- I can’t figure out how to set up Jenga….or Connect Four. An intellectually impaired person did it for me.
- The first time I entered my house I banged my head on a…
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