I am not sure if I have mentioned it, but monkey is off school on holiday at the moment. We have had repeated questions, plus the builders in, plus the dog, the two cats, my poor suffering partner, means I am getting very little time to myself.
My mother has now joined in on this.
I was in the midst of cleaning, chatting to monkey about when we should dash out with the dog in between rain showers, when I think, oh I must go to the toilet. Off I go, I hear the dog trotting after me, incase I escape out the window. I hear the phone ring, I think, no not even monkey would answer the phone would he???
Of course he bloody would and I heard him go, hello Nana, Mummy has taken max out on his walk.
I call his name and heard him very clearly saying, its ok Nana, she is back and must of gone to the toilet. Then hear him trotting to the bathroom with the damn phone. Me screaming tell her I will call her back, did nothing, I could still hear him chattering to her, about his birthday.
Tomorrow my other half is off, so we can spend some family time together, which probably means we will all be building lego together.