A new royal baby entered the world yesterday, everyone cheered, the whole of Great Britain threw a massive party.
Ok I maybe being sarcastic and to be honest I couldn’t give a shit, what did make me take notice that within an hour of giving birth, or certainly the news being announced their was Kate standing on the steps, looking like she had just had a tea rather than a baby.
I will say, I have no idea how she fucking did it. I do wonder whether after giving birth she turned around to William, and said fuck um, I want to sit here and not move, I have just had a damn baby, tell them to fuck off. I certainly don’t want to get dressed, get make up on and do my hair.
Now I know, its probably slightly different to when I gave birth, she might have make up artists on standby, hair dressers, someone to decide on the clothes. But still you don’t have a baby and then not be exhausted.
I also wonder, what this does to young mums who follow this sort of thing, do they feel pressure to do the same sort of thing? No matter what.
I was one of the lucky ones, I was out within 2 hours of giving birth and to be fair nothing could of stopped me, unless monkey was ill.
But then I didn’t have the world’s press waiting for me and left in tracksuits and a baggy t-shirt.
If you are feeling any pressure and read this, don’t I know thats easier said that done, you have to listen to your body, you don’t have a private doctor, probably a private midwife and the best medical care money can buy, listen to your body, if it says rest then do it.