I am sure I can make a justifiable defence

My partner, the love of my life, the man I intend to spend the rest of my life with is slightly ill, he is ok, apart from a very sore throat, making it painful to talk. Thats ok, he is one of those people that usually only speaks when he has something to say, unlike myself or monkey who just say what we are thinking.

The problem that this has bought about is his snoring, its loud, its like lying next to a herd of elephants trampling through my head, while someone scrapes their nails on a blackboard.

This will be day 3 of this, I haven’t been getting a lot of sleep recently, this is not down to him exactly, its because I don’t sleep, but when I am tired I want to go to sleep, not wait for the moment he stops and then pray I get to sleep before he starts again.

I am fairly sure there must be something in some law where I could get away with smouthering him with a pillow at 5am.

I joke sort of

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7 Responses to I am sure I can make a justifiable defence

  1. ashleyleia says:

    Oh I think that’s grounds for banishing him to the couch πŸ˜‰

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  2. Lol maybe the snoring is causing the sore throat….of maybe from being choked for snoring? Haha

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  3. manyofus1980 says:

    aaaaahhhhhhhh definitely grounds for smothering him! πŸ˜€ xxx

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