Just got a call from the people delivering my new cooker, apparently it will be here between 5pm and 7pm.
This is a tiny problem with everything I was intending to cook, taking hours and hours and hours.
But also I want it now, now I know it is coming I want here right now, this second.
I think I shall stomp my feet for a bit see if that speeds things up, but not too much, it either needs to be here in the next 2 hours or so or after 4pm.
3 hours ago would of been fantastic