You arrive home after the school run, you are hot and sweaty after cycling it.
You run yourself a nice hot bath, thinking how nice it is to relax and get into it.
You suddenly hear a meow and a thump as a very fat cat jumps up onto the side, you hold your breath as he looks at the water, you don’t want him falling in. He walks down the side of the bath and then turns around and walks back up, sniffing as he goes and gets a face full of bubbles, this does not deter him, oh no once again he does the walk, only this time something goes wrong as he turns and what seems like slow motion, you watch as he slides in backwards into the bath.
I got out after that