On Tuesday, Monkey comes to me with his Christmas list, despite telling him, he has left it too late, he still insists on sending it back with the elf.
I have looked at the list and I know full well, Santa has not prepared any of that stuff.
Also, since we had a budget for Christmas and I have only just come in on it, Santa does not have any money spare to be able to get any extra presents. Also I am not sure why he should.
So Santa is going to write a lovely note for Monkey telling him that he has already arranged the presents for this year but he will keep the note for next year and maybe try and arrange to send him something for his birthday.
In reality I should just say not a fucking chance, but as this year has been fairly shit all round, I think I am going to make an exception and the presents he is going to get are all ones that, while not featured in the catologue I am sure he is going to love.