The other day, I went out for to walk the dog, to avoid everyone I tend to go late at night. As I wondered around, I suddenly noticed that a car was following me.
For those that don’t know Monkey plays pokemon Go. We had to try and catch a particular pokemon to complete a task, its called a ditto.
Poor Simon has had me banging on about not being able to catch this pokemon. To be fair, some of his advice are things like you might need to leave your flat. Silly things like that.
What has this to do with a car following me? It stopped just behind me and two policemen got out, they asked me what I was doing out and I replied trying to catch a ditto.
That is apparently not the correct answer to that question, but my original thought was what does it look like I am walking the fucking dog. I didn’t think that would go down well either.
Anyway, once they established I was not on my way to mugging anyone, they went of their merry way.
For the record simon. I did catch the bloody thing