Missing:

Name: Boris Johnson

Age: 57

Height: 1.75m

Weight: Lets not shame him

Good at: Making kids, lying, having affairs and screwing over the British Public

Bad at: His job

Languages spoken: English, Latin and Waffle

If found please return him to his place of birth Upper East Side, New York USA, cause the British Public dont fricking want the arsehole anymore.

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12 Responses to Missing:

  1. Neither does Upper East Side, New York USA, Trina πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Simon says:

    I saw him last night on tv – the bugger is still here!

    Liked by 1 person

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