I am going to use that excuse

What excuse? I didn’t realise I was breaking the law. Now why would I use that excuse, because I feel that if our PM can, then it should be ok for me to do it.

I should just apologise and blame the fact I didn’t understand the rules I repeatedly did news conferences on and kept on explaining.

And before anyone says well the war in Ukraine or the cost of living means we cant get rid of him. He is the reason for the cost of living, do I think Labour would do any better, no, of course not, that lot couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.

As for the Ukraine war, we get rid of our politicians during wars and we are not even actively involved in this one, WW1, WW2, Boar War the list actually goes on.

But as I said, if I am ever arrested, I shall be using that excuse along with, just send me a survey to fill out to answer your questions.

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