Category Archives: family

I may have to kill my partner

Posted on June 14, 2018 by

For his birthday my dad got monkey a CD player, monkey was thrilled, it meant he could listen to some of his books on CD. Then my partner introduced music CD’s, specifically The Simpsons sings the blues, this has been … Continue reading →

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What do you want to be?

Posted on June 7, 2018 by

For as long as monkey could talk he has always wanted to be either a fireman or a policeman, on occasion he has wanted to drive an ambulance. However Monkey has decided he no longer wants to be a policeman … Continue reading →

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A visitor

Posted on June 4, 2018 by

The social worker popped round today, to get my signature, they have referred me to the Early Help Team. Once again, not a clue what these people do, but apparently they can help out with housing. This along with the … Continue reading →

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My son, the poet

Posted on May 30, 2018 by

My son is going to be either an author or a poet, check this out It says: A crocodile hates beef A crocodile has sharp teeth A crocodile walks slow A crocodile is low A crocodile has big feet A … Continue reading →

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Its half term week

Posted on May 29, 2018 by

The weather has been lovely over the past few days, we wake up this morning and its tipping it down with rain. This looks like its going to last the rest of the the half term. Which means we are … Continue reading →

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Food glorious food

Posted on May 29, 2018 by

When I did my shop, I made sure I got a lot of different things in, as monkey would be here for lunches, snacks and general raiding of the fridge. While I get he is a growing boy and needs … Continue reading →

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Monkey on the Royal Wedding

Posted on May 21, 2018 by

“Who is making all that noise?” (it was a lady singing opera) “Will Megan be able to grant wishes when she becomes a Princess?” “Are those real life children?” (page boys and flower girls) Monkey see’s choir boys. Points “Mummy … Continue reading →

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