Tag Archives: one liners

*Reblog* Fire at the hotel

Originally posted on SKYLINE REPORTS:
A fire broke out in the hotel. Everybody went out on the hall shouting: “Water ! Water ! Water ! Urgent !” In this time a drunked Russian comes out of a room and says:…

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*Reblog* What they will have

Originally posted on SKYLINE REPORTS:
A priest and a policeman walk along the street. At one points they see two guys fighting with the knives. The policeman wants to break them, but the priest stops him: “Let them finish !…

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*Reblog* Private number 📞

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
If you call me from a private number….. ……I will respect your privacy and not answer.

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*Reblog* Bad Day 😩

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
Had a really bad day today. First my ex gets run over by a bus……… ……..then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.

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*Reblog* Viagra

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra on the floor shortly after taking one………… ……….I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.

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*Reblog* Uncomfortable

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
One of my friends told me that I often make them feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space! It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say……. …….and it completely ruined our bath.

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