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Monkey on the Royal Wedding

“Who is making all that noise?” (it was a lady singing opera) “Will Megan be able to grant wishes when she becomes a Princess?” “Are those real life children?” (page boys and flower girls) Monkey see’s choir boys. Points “Mummy … Continue reading

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*Press it* Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Schoolboy Howlers and out of the mouths of babes #24

I love these, kids do say the funniest things, thanks to Chris for sharing via Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Schoolboy Howlers and out of the mouths of babes

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What shall I write about?

I should never ask monkey this question, because his reply is how cute I am? I inform him I do that most days, did he have any other suggestions How cute I am right at this minute? I explain once … Continue reading

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Things my son says

Monkey: Mummy I am a hundred years old Me: How old does that make me? Monkey: 1000 years old *pauses* actually it makes you dead “She got stuck in the tree and thats why I took her legs off” “mummy … Continue reading

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The Winter Olympics

This is the first time that my son has been able to watch the Winter Olympics with me, 2014 he was just about to turn 2 and so wasn’t interested. The plus side to this is I managed to get … Continue reading

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Things my son says

At around 11pm I hear my partner moving about upstairs and think, that doesn’t sound like him. Me: “Monkey” Monkey: Yes mummy Me: What you doing up? Monkey: I a doing lego science, my boat floats Me: But lego shouldn’t … Continue reading

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Running late

I fell asleep yesterday afternoon, this is a very rare thing. My alarm went off at 2.30, then the second one went off at 2.45 I know they both did, because I woke up to both of them and put … Continue reading

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