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*Reblog* Twin

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
My girlfriend hasn’t spoken to me since I snogged her twin at a drunken party……. ……..he isn’t too happy about it either

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*Reblog* Private number 📞

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
If you call me from a private number….. ……I will respect your privacy and not answer.

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*Reblog* Bad Day 😩

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
Had a really bad day today. First my ex gets run over by a bus……… ……..then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.

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*Reblog* Viagra

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra on the floor shortly after taking one………… ……….I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.

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*Reblog* Debt 💰

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
The world is £4 trillion in debt……. ………Just exactly which planet do we owe it to?

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*Reblog* Uncomfortable

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
One of my friends told me that I often make them feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space! It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say……. …….and it completely ruined our bath.

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*Reblog* 6 Pack

Originally posted on RoughBandit:
I was standing naked in front of the mirror, admiring my 6 pack……. …….but it started to get warm, so I put it back in the fridge.

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