Tag Archives: things children says

Well thats me in trouble

I went to pick monkey up and the teacher called me over. Keep in mind this is a brand new teacher for this year, this is how the conversation went Teacher: Hi, we were watching the news today and I … Continue reading

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Only another 6 or so weeks to go

I love spending time with monkey, but sometimes he can really push my buttons. The best way I have found dealing with this is by laughing maybe not at him, but certainly certain phrases he comes out with, I tend … Continue reading

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*Press it* I Need A Beer #41

LOL I have these sort of conversation with monkey via I Need A Beer

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Things my son says

Monkey: Mummy I am a hundred years old Me: How old does that make me? Monkey: 1000 years old *pauses* actually it makes you dead “She got stuck in the tree and thats why I took her legs off” “mummy … Continue reading

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The Winter Olympics

This is the first time that my son has been able to watch the Winter Olympics with me, 2014 he was just about to turn 2 and so wasn’t interested. The plus side to this is I managed to get … Continue reading

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Things my son says

At around 11pm I hear my partner moving about upstairs and think, that doesn’t sound like him. Me: “Monkey” Monkey: Yes mummy Me: What you doing up? Monkey: I a doing lego science, my boat floats Me: But lego shouldn’t … Continue reading

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Things my son says

Having a conversation about my friends that he has met. Oh yes when D was round we had a powercut but I turned the power on when I pressed the switch. I don’t remember who E is, oh hang on, … Continue reading

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Things my son says

Here is a just a few of the best things my son has come out with recently   Mummy what games did you play in the olden days Mummy did they have cars in the olden days…. when you were … Continue reading

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Things my son says (during the Olympics)

Andy Murrey has one point to go in the Tennis, we have a man about to run in the 100m and I hear those dreaded words. “MUMMY” Mummy that one there is my favourte Why is she your favourte She … Continue reading

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Things my son says

My son decided he wanted a nap, so I put him to bed, expecting 20 minutes of quiet time before he decided that it was boring. 5 minute later the door opens Me: Why have you opened your door My … Continue reading

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