Tag Archives: things my son says

Monkey on the Royal Wedding

Posted on May 21, 2018 by

“Who is making all that noise?” (it was a lady singing opera) “Will Megan be able to grant wishes when she becomes a Princess?” “Are those real life children?” (page boys and flower girls) Monkey see’s choir boys. Points “Mummy … Continue reading →

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What shall I write about?

Posted on February 22, 2018 by

I should never ask monkey this question, because his reply is how cute I am? I inform him I do that most days, did he have any other suggestions How cute I am right at this minute? I explain once … Continue reading →

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Things my son says

Posted on February 21, 2018 by

Monkey: Mummy I am a hundred years old Me: How old does that make me? Monkey: 1000 years old *pauses* actually it makes you dead “She got stuck in the tree and thats why I took her legs off” “mummy … Continue reading →

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Questions I asked my child

Posted on February 14, 2018 by

Eric over at All in a Dad’s work  asks questions to his 2 kids and records the responses, much to a lot of people’s amusement. He asked his kids these questions and I replied that monkey would answer all lego, his … Continue reading →

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The Winter Olympics

Posted on February 14, 2018 by

This is the first time that my son has been able to watch the Winter Olympics with me, 2014 he was just about to turn 2 and so wasn’t interested. The plus side to this is I managed to get … Continue reading →

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Things my son says

Posted on January 9, 2018 by

At around 11pm I hear my partner moving about upstairs and think, that doesn’t sound like him. Me: “Monkey” Monkey: Yes mummy Me: What you doing up? Monkey: I a doing lego science, my boat floats Me: But lego shouldn’t … Continue reading →

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Things my son says

Posted on November 1, 2017 by

Monkey: Mummy, mummy they are talking about William Shakespeare. Me: Do you remember who he is Monkey: Yes mummy he wrote thats not my monkey Ah that sublime piece of literature that I am sure Shakespeare is proud of   … Continue reading →

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