Tag Archives: things my son says

Well thats me in trouble

I went to pick monkey up and the teacher called me over. Keep in mind this is a brand new teacher for this year, this is how the conversation went Teacher: Hi, we were watching the news today and I … Continue reading

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Only another 6 or so weeks to go

I love spending time with monkey, but sometimes he can really push my buttons. The best way I have found dealing with this is by laughing maybe not at him, but certainly certain phrases he comes out with, I tend … Continue reading

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Monkey on the Royal Wedding

“Who is making all that noise?” (it was a lady singing opera) “Will Megan be able to grant wishes when she becomes a Princess?” “Are those real life children?” (page boys and flower girls) Monkey see’s choir boys. Points “Mummy … Continue reading

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What shall I write about?

I should never ask monkey this question, because his reply is how cute I am? I inform him I do that most days, did he have any other suggestions How cute I am right at this minute? I explain once … Continue reading

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Things my son says

Monkey: Mummy I am a hundred years old Me: How old does that make me? Monkey: 1000 years old *pauses* actually it makes you dead “She got stuck in the tree and thats why I took her legs off” “mummy … Continue reading

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Questions I asked my child

Eric over at All in a Dad’s work  asks questions to his 2 kids and records the responses, much to a lot of people’s amusement. He asked his kids these questions and I replied that monkey would answer all lego, his … Continue reading

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The Winter Olympics

This is the first time that my son has been able to watch the Winter Olympics with me, 2014 he was just about to turn 2 and so wasn’t interested. The plus side to this is I managed to get … Continue reading

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Things my son says

At around 11pm I hear my partner moving about upstairs and think, that doesn’t sound like him. Me: “Monkey” Monkey: Yes mummy Me: What you doing up? Monkey: I a doing lego science, my boat floats Me: But lego shouldn’t … Continue reading

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Things my son says

Monkey: Mummy, mummy they are talking about William Shakespeare. Me: Do you remember who he is Monkey: Yes mummy he wrote thats not my monkey Ah that sublime piece of literature that I am sure Shakespeare is proud of   … Continue reading

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Things my son says

Having a conversation about my friends that he has met. Oh yes when D was round we had a powercut but I turned the power on when I pressed the switch. I don’t remember who E is, oh hang on, … Continue reading

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