I went to the shop today by myself, well I say the shops, all I was looking to do was to take out £10 from a cash machine. Here is what happened.
Me: So much to do so little time
Brain: Why do you have to do this, its the pre schools fault you have to do this, they told you to go and sell the raffle tickets its not our fault you forgot/couldn’t be arsed
Me: I wonder if the cash machine at the shops is still not working, nop not working. Do I pop into the shops and get something and get cashback. No I dont need anything
Brain: Its miles to the nearest cashpoint go and buy something
Me: No I am on a budget, we just need to walk. It will do us good
Brain: Ahh this Barclay’s cash point is out of order, now you are going to have to walk further
Brain: Natwest cash machine is out as well, you should of gone to the shops
Me: I didn’t need anything
Brain: Oh for Christ sake there is a queue for the halifax one. Well you idiot you have walked this far, may as well walk a bit further.
Me: see that wasn’t that hard and now to walk home lots to do
*walk past the shop*
Brain: Did I mention you needed bread
I am blaming this on one of my mental health problems rather than the fact I am an idiot and forgot